....xoxo Gossip Hoe

Srsly……..

xoxogossiphoe — Wed, 17 Feb 2010 03:18:44 +0000

HOLD MY WEAVE!!!

Really….really all I have to say is phony bitches are dead to me and I will cut your ass if I see YOU.

NEWSFLASH:

Also to my Art Histroy teacher BITCH YOU NEED TO GET LAID. What the HELL, why do you always give us so damn work and NEVER tell us about it. I know I know silly me look at the syllabus as you always say BUT guess what bitch that shit is always WRONG. And last time I check the damn syllabus was not my teacher you were THE DAMN SYALLBUS WAS NOT UNDER MY TEACHER LIST. Bitch, you need to call Jenny Craig and stop getting your shoes off of some homeless person. And stop making us waist all of my ink BITCH THAT SHIT IS EXPENSIVE. I don’t got that money bitch I’m poor and I can’t waste money on that shit!

And to show that I can be postitive and nice at least you didn’t look like a 13 year old who fell into her closet today <333

PS showing my tranny love to NY now, such a stunning HBIC

The Queen Bee is back

xoxogossiphoe — Tue, 16 Feb 2010 04:08:09 +0000

Oh my I just found my blog again

BITCH DON’T JUDGE ME IT’S HARD KEEPING TRACK OF THIS!

Last time I updated I was in my junior year, but now I’m a SENIOR. I got rid of that stiletto wearing whore of a teacher from last year and had her replaced with a fat ass bitch who always wears ugly ass sandals. Bitch get it right why are you wearing rain boots with your wannabe Urbanoutfitter, floral print dress. Sadly she makes the flea market look bad with that cheap ass advertising she does. I have no good luck with English teachers.

But hey I can be positive too I have more friends now yeahh!!!!

And yes that GIF is random but we all love us some hot messes from RuPaul’s Drag Race you know I’ll probably end up on that show one day….

WISH ME LUCK!

Someone get me a stiletto!

xoxogossiphoe — Tue, 20 Jan 2009 21:55:39 +0000

Looks like my English teacher is still in Cali because that SLUT is a total bitch! She gives us so much work <_<

WE ARE HONORS not AP bitch we get SOOO much work than them which is bullshit and we are graded so much stricter she’s a total skank. Who the hell gives a class a 3 page packet, a SAT 3 page packet, a 5 page packet of questions on Moby Dick and a essay on the author’s life and give you only 3 days to finish?!?! LISTEN SKANK you’ve been snorting to much shit! What the hell do I look like Oprah bitch does it look like I can pull shit out of my ass!?!?! UMMM NO!

Literally she’s uggh. First day of school she was wearing a skin tight freakum dress with hooker heels and her ass was hanging out one side and her stomach on the other. Her boobs GOD if I wanted to see floppy titties I would watch the Oxygen Network! She told us she did porn O_0 and she told us a student showed her porn………….UMMMM bitch there’s the door get to steppin bitch.

I die a little inside

xoxogossiphoe — Mon, 19 Jan 2009 22:28:25 +0000

Avid readers of my blog caution as the level of bitchassness is rising. Seems like today wasn’t the best day for makeovers looks like we learned that lesson the hard way. Looks like S had a mini meltdown today my my little S is quite fond of his shoes don’t get in they way of this fashionisto and his shoes unless you want a stiletto in your back

you know you hate me

xoxo gossip hoe

xD Sorry I had to do that I will probably do that a lot I can’t have a blog and NOT do that.

My obsession with korean pop is not healthy and I have no idea what the hell they are saying but it’s so cacthy and fun but of course this blog isn’t about spewing a bunch of rainbows, unicorns and skittles out of my ass it’s about me being a pmsing douche. I decided today to get my hair did of course I love my long hair but I needed a trim we all do once in a while. So I asked for a trim, bitch I leave the barber shop looking like Chris Brown’s cousin, Juan Pacho <_< Bitch shaved all my hair off! Luckily for me I can pull it off especially with my clothes.

But I feel I’m a 21 year old ong Island dude named Tony who still lives with his parents yelling at his “ma” all day to get him some baked ziti xD See that happens when you watch to much True Life with a bunch of Italian New Yorkers lol.

More to come later I’m just to tired and lazy to bitch anymore about my shoe shopping experience xD

They let me have one of these things….

xoxogossiphoe — Sun, 18 Jan 2009 20:26:42 +0000

Ahhh the blog the diary of the 21st century or just another place to let out your cattyness and call others you hate a bitch. Well I’ve decided to get a blog and vent like a bitch about everyday life and of course who could forget the “drama” filled SCF which is starting to get like,

The Hills fake and full of boring drama!

But of course no one can ever quit a habit….well who would want to quit one?

I guess this is the point I introduce myself most of you know me as Butter and of course my creative nickname Pete BUT here you shall refer to me ass Gossip Hoe or Steven which ever one is cooler, I’m 16, a teen who likes fashion and is gay I know SHOCKER. Of course my family doesn’t know that or my friends I should be an actor I’m good at being fake O_o. But enough about me lets celebrate this glorious day, the day they let me have one of these things….

you know you hate me

xoxo gossip hoe